is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize