So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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