ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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