felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The adults are the big ones right?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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