I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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