so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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