Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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