You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just tell him i said nine months
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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