i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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