Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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