fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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