he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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