it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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