I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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