Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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