its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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