break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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