forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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