i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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