Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
