I think I am morally bankrupt
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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