batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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