she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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