He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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