So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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