Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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