Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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