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The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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