I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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