I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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