you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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