I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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