belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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