Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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