My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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