i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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