I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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