Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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