So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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