I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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