I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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