I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he was CRYING into my vagina
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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