I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My vagina just clenched in fear
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize
