you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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