Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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