Having a random hookup so left but love u
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
