id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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