Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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