you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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