Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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