Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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